Stupid Works
By hook or by crook - just get 'er done...
If it looks stupid and it works, it ain't stupid
QuotaBillsCommunism is a hammer that we use to crush the enemy. - Mao Zedong
In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker
You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau
To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze