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Suitcase Staycation

Dealing with emotional baggage

Suitcase Staycation thanks to Jim Serritella

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally. - Oscar Wilde

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type and never send. - Unknown

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite of your feelings. - Pearl S Buck

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We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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