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Suitcase Staycation

Dealing with emotional baggage

Suitcase Staycation thanks to Jim Serritella

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am not scared of you, I am scared of these feelings. - Judy Blume

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. - Charles Issawi

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally. - Oscar Wilde

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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