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Suitcase Staycation

Dealing with emotional baggage

Suitcase Staycation thanks to Jim Serritella

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

Selling is essentially a transfer of feelings. - Zig Ziglar

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. - Charles Issawi

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally. - Oscar Wilde

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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