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Suitcase Staycation

Dealing with emotional baggage

Suitcase Staycation thanks to Jim Serritella

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The only journey is the one within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. - Charles Issawi

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

Never make permanent decisions based on temporary feelings. - Unknown

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally. - Oscar Wilde

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Facts don't persuade, feelings do. And stories are the best way to get at those feelings. - Tom Asacker

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite of your feelings. - Pearl S Buck

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker


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