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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Humanity is never so beautiful as when praying for forgiveness, or else forgiving another. - Jean Paul

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis


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