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Sunday Service Social Distancing thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Self praise is no praise at all. - Lord Byron

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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