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Sunday Service Social Distancing

Church services now online due to the concern over COVID-19 coronavirus

Sunday Service Social Distancing thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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