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Sunday Service Social Distancing

Church services now online due to the concern over COVID-19 coronavirus

Sunday Service Social Distancing thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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