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Sunday Service Social Distancing

Church services now online due to the concern over COVID-19 coronavirus

Sunday Service Social Distancing thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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