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Sunday Service Social Distancing

Church services now online due to the concern over COVID-19 coronavirus

Sunday Service Social Distancing thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias


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