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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

Praise increases where the excellence is attained but by few. - Edward Counsel

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White


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