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Swimming Pool Reopening

Social distancing parts the waters

Swimming Pool Reopening thanks to Leon Metonskin

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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