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Swiss Mountain Finder thanks to Roy Taylor

Swiss Mountain Finder thanks to Roy Taylor

Swiss Mountain Finder thanks to Roy Taylor

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Heista La Vista: Steal a panorama - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Madness does not go to the mountains; it goes to people. - Greek Proverb

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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