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Talented Thief

Thieves use a 'rapid jack', rivaling the operation of a race car pit crew

Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

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The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. - Norman R Augustine

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

Book (Best Seller): The gilded tomb of a mediocre talent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

It is the ability to deceive oneself that the greatest talent is shown. - Anatole France

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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