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Talented Thief

Thieves use a 'rapid jack', rivaling the operation of a race car pit crew

Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

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Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

Having no talent is no longer enough. - Gore Vidal

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Book (Best Seller): The gilded tomb of a mediocre talent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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