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Talented Thief

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Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

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The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

We are about creating a new wave of talent. We are the Manchester United of kitchens now. - Gordon Ramsay

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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