Tea For Two

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte