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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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