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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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