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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

He who seeks a faultless friend is friendless. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell


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