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Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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