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Tested Positive

Viral Doctor humour for Canadian Political adherents and TP hoarders

Tested Positive thanks to Barry McCartney

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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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