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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be. - Evelyn Waugh

Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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