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Viral Doctor humour for Canadian Political adherents and TP hoarders

Tested Positive thanks to Barry McCartney

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In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be. - Evelyn Waugh

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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