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The New Norm

Face mask protection now required at Cheers

The New Norm thanks to Dan MacAulay

Hilary Norman "Norm" Peterson was a fictional character on the American television show Cheers. The character was portrayed by George Wendt and is named Hilary after his grandfather. Norm appeared in all 275 episodes of Cheers between 1982–1993, and was initially the only customer featured in the main cast.

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat


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