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The New Norm

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The New Norm thanks to Dan MacAulay

Hilary Norman "Norm" Peterson was a fictional character on the American television show Cheers. The character was portrayed by George Wendt and is named Hilary after his grandfather. Norm appeared in all 275 episodes of Cheers between 1982–1993, and was initially the only customer featured in the main cast.

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality. - Joe Paterno

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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