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The New Norm

Face mask protection now required at Cheers

The New Norm thanks to Dan MacAulay

Hilary Norman "Norm" Peterson was a fictional character on the American television show Cheers. The character was portrayed by George Wendt and is named Hilary after his grandfather. Norm appeared in all 275 episodes of Cheers between 1982–1993, and was initially the only customer featured in the main cast.

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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