QuotaBillsFriendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson
Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon