QuotaBillsNever insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein
Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. - Back to the Future
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett
So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti
A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce
One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis
Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis
To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis
It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot
The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele