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Tired Elephant

I've never seen more than one spare tire in the trunk before

Tired Elephant thanks to Keith Blake

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx


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