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Good thing this thing is extinct!

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She who hesitates is extinct. - Gerald Barzan

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Give me a museum and I'll fill it. - Pablo Picasso

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If we act like prey, they’ll act like predators. - Alyxandra Harvey

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the woods, too, a man casts off his years, as the snake his slough, and at what period soever of life is always a child. In the woods is perpetual youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Octopus can fish for prey while deciding what color and pattern to turn, what shape to make their bodies, be on alert for predators and aware how far away their dens are. - Sy Montgomery

There's an incomparable rush that comes from finding dinosaur bones. You know you're the first person to lay hands on a critter that lived 80 or 90 million years ago. - Jack Horner


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