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Toepener

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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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