Tree Root Church

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born