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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

Storms make the oak take deeper root. - George Herbert

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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