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Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, was very unhappy that the Liberals gained no seats in Saskatchewan or Alberta. In addition, his support from aboriginal communities was declining rapidly. He decided to visit a small aboriginal town in Alberta to demonstrate his support and improve on the Liberal polling numbers. He knew he could get some wide media exposure if he could provide support the community in a tangible way. Upon arriving in the village and after the usual greetings, he immediately asked what were the most pressing needs. "We have two basic needs, "the village leader replied. "Firstly we have a small hospital but no doctor." "Chief", he said, "as the Prime Minister of this great country I will fix that problem right now." The CBC camera was rolling and Trudeau whipped out his smartphone and made a call. After speaking for a while he hung up and told the chief not to worry any longer, a doctor would be assigned and sent to the village very soon. Then he asked, "And what is the second problem?" "...secondly, we desperately need cellphone service because there is none anywhere in this village."
Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright
Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack
Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz
I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright
Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack
Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz
I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
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