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Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, was very unhappy that the Liberals gained no seats in Saskatchewan or Alberta. In addition, his support from aboriginal communities was declining rapidly. He decided to visit a small aboriginal town in Alberta to demonstrate his support and improve on the Liberal polling numbers. He knew he could get some wide media exposure if he could provide support the community in a tangible way. Upon arriving in the village and after the usual greetings, he immediately asked what were the most pressing needs. "We have two basic needs, "the village leader replied. "Firstly we have a small hospital but no doctor." "Chief", he said, "as the Prime Minister of this great country I will fix that problem right now." The CBC camera was rolling and Trudeau whipped out his smartphone and made a call. After speaking for a while he hung up and told the chief not to worry any longer, a doctor would be assigned and sent to the village very soon. Then he asked, "And what is the second problem?" "...secondly, we desperately need cellphone service because there is none anywhere in this village."
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg
Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy
We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
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