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Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, was very unhappy that the Liberals gained no seats in Saskatchewan or Alberta. In addition, his support from aboriginal communities was declining rapidly. He decided to visit a small aboriginal town in Alberta to demonstrate his support and improve on the Liberal polling numbers. He knew he could get some wide media exposure if he could provide support the community in a tangible way. Upon arriving in the village and after the usual greetings, he immediately asked what were the most pressing needs. "We have two basic needs, "the village leader replied. "Firstly we have a small hospital but no doctor." "Chief", he said, "as the Prime Minister of this great country I will fix that problem right now." The CBC camera was rolling and Trudeau whipped out his smartphone and made a call. After speaking for a while he hung up and told the chief not to worry any longer, a doctor would be assigned and sent to the village very soon. Then he asked, "And what is the second problem?" "...secondly, we desperately need cellphone service because there is none anywhere in this village."
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken
Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell
When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White
I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken
Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell
When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White
I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
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