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Trudeau Trips thanks to Barry McCartney

Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, was very unhappy that the Liberals gained no seats in Saskatchewan or Alberta. In addition, his support from aboriginal communities was declining rapidly. He decided to visit a small aboriginal town in Alberta to demonstrate his support and improve on the Liberal polling numbers. He knew he could get some wide media exposure if he could provide support the community in a tangible way. Upon arriving in the village and after the usual greetings, he immediately asked what were the most pressing needs. "We have two basic needs, "the village leader replied. "Firstly we have a small hospital but no doctor." "Chief", he said, "as the Prime Minister of this great country I will fix that problem right now." The CBC camera was rolling and Trudeau whipped out his smartphone and made a call. After speaking for a while he hung up and told the chief not to worry any longer, a doctor would be assigned and sent to the village very soon. Then he asked, "And what is the second problem?" "...secondly, we desperately need cellphone service because there is none anywhere in this village."

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The bad guys always get a vote. - Navy saying

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

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When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

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Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

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We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

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Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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