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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser


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