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Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

We now communicate with everyone and say absolutely nothing. - Ted Koppel

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much. - Robert Greenleaf

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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