Wannabe Shoplifter

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

The Blues and jazz will live forever, so will the Delta and the Big Easy. - Jack Nicholson

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia