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Wanting Women

Birth of feminism in Redneck County

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Do you Edith....take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband? - Archie Bunker

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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