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Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Tarnished Lady: One that is not bright - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are. - Kurt Cobain

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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