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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

When we are open to new possibilities, we find them. Be open and skeptical of everything. - Todd Kashdan

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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