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Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

If you're not in the arena getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in or open to your feedback. - Brene Brown

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

There exist limitless opportunities in every industry. Where there is an open mind, there will always be a frontier. - Charles F Kettering

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw


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