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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts! - Dr. Seuss

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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