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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

My brain has too many tabs open. - Unknown

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The thing I really care about is the mission, making the world open. - Mark Zuckerberg

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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