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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Remorse sleeps during prosperity but awakes bitter consciousness during adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin


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