When Air Was Free

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists. - Friedrich Von Hayek

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com