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When Air Was Free

Inflation takes its toll on the economy

When Air Was Free thanks to Keith Blake

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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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