When Air Was Free

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com