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When Air Was Free

Inflation takes its toll on the economy

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Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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