QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington
Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump
A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young
People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr
In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell
Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened. - John F Kennedy
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers
You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.
If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire
If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs. - Oliver Herford
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson
I am rather tired of hearing about our rights. The time is come to hear about responsibilities. - Peter Marshall
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Dr. Seuss
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden
If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke
One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson
If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody
The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump