Where Did He Go?
Police search for rooftop suspect
QuotaBillsProcrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton
An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is nothing more unaesthetic than a policeman. - Arthur Conan Doyle
A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost
Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A policeman must know everything - and not tell. He must know where all the sin is and not partake. - Paul Harvey
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff