QuotaBillsI was a kindergarten dropout. - Kiernan Shipka
The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young
An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin
Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell