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Wise Doctor

Interpreting a Doctor's handwriting

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

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Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah Winfrey

Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

The wise speak only of what they know. - Gandalf

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

Why do the best doctors have the sickest patients? - Unknown

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

Barium: 1. What Doctors do when treatment fails; 2. What you do when CPR fails. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

If you realize that you aren't as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. - Unknown

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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