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Wise Doctor

Interpreting a Doctor's handwriting

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

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Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor

I think I can wipe out diabetes. - Robert Atkins

Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Francis Bacon

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech. - Evangel

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? - George Carlin

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. - Martin Luther

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery


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