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Wise Doctor

Interpreting a Doctor's handwriting

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

A wise man once said nothing. - Unknown

Aphorism: Predigested wisdom. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wise Crack: A comedian with a PHD - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Why do the best doctors have the sickest patients? - Unknown

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom. - Muriel Spark

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Francis Bacon

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

True wisdom lies in gathering the precious things out of each hour as it goes by. - E S Bouton

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world. - Helen Keller

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. - Martin Luther

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say; a wise man knows whether or not to say it. - Frank M. Garafola

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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