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Woke Up Early

Some people have no manners...

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Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson


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