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Women's Desires

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Women's Desires thanks to Barry McCartney

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Organ Recital: A group of women discussing their operations - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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