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Women's Desires

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Women's Desires thanks to Barry McCartney

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Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. - William Blake

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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