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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Our visions begin with our desires. - Audre Lorde

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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