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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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