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Work At Home Mom

Getting things done while Junior is in Time Out

Work At Home Mom thanks to Jim Serritella

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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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