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Work At Home Mom

Getting things done while Junior is in Time Out

Work At Home Mom thanks to Jim Serritella

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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