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Work At Home Mom

Getting things done while Junior is in Time Out

Work At Home Mom thanks to Jim Serritella

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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