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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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