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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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