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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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