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Yoga Book thanks to Yvette Beacuchamp

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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