Your Fly Is Down

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster