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Your Fly Is Down thanks to Keith Blake

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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