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2021 Prayer

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2021 Prayer thanks to Tim Smith

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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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