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2021 Prayer

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2021 Prayer thanks to Tim Smith

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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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