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2021 Prayer

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2021 Prayer thanks to Tim Smith

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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