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2022 Prayer

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2022 Prayer thanks to Tim Smith

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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