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All Day For Naught

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All Day For Naught thanks to Chris Kane

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Ability is nothing without opportunity. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I did nothing; the Word did everything. - Martin Luther

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

The dreadful burden of having nothing to do. - Nicolas Boileau

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Everything comes to pass; nothing comes to stay. - Matthew Flickstein

There is nothing as deceptive as an obvious fact. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself. - Ausonius

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Nothing great is ever achieved without much enduring. - St. Catherine of Siena

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is so commonplace as to wish to be remarkable. - Olive Wendell Holmes Sr.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. - Wilson Mizner

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. - Marilyn Monroe

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice. - Joseph Addison

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing. - Coco Chanel

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. - Andre Gide

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. Believe me, it has nothing new to say. - Unknown

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

You're only given a little spark of madness and if you lose that, you're nothing. - Robin Williams

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all. - Oscar Wilde

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

More persons, on the whole, are humbugged by believing in nothing than by believing in too much. - P.T. Barnum

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Thankfully, forgiveness, and the healing it brings in its wake, has nothing to do with 'deserve.' - Eric Metaxas

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

There's nothing in this world more instinctively abhorrent to me than finding myself in agreement with my fellow humans. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C S Lewis

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

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