My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Biden bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Biden. Psalm 109:8".
When we got home my wife got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. She started laughing, then she read it to me - then I had a good laugh too.
Psalm 109:8 (NIV): "May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership."
And the King James version reads, "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."
At last I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our President! Let us all bow our heads and pray, fellow Republicans. Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN?
QuotaBillsWhen you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb
Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz
In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright
Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill
To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace
Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash
Those convinced against their will are of the same opinion still. - Dale Carnegie
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers
To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg
In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane
There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers. - Mother Teresa
Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson
When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat
Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem
If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis
may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings
We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken
Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold
The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir
Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams
The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov