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Biden Prayer

Biblical prayer for the American President

My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Biden bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Biden. Psalm 109:8".
Biden Prayer thanks to Jim Serritella

Psalm 109 - Inspiration for those in leadership

When we got home my wife got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. She started laughing, then she read it to me - then I had a good laugh too.
Psalm 109:8 (NIV): "May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership."
And the King James version reads, "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."

At last I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our President! Let us all bow our heads and pray, fellow Republicans. Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN?

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Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

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Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

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Those convinced against their will are of the same opinion still. - Dale Carnegie

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