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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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