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The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Fencing in a potential VW outbreak

The Bugs Are Bad This Year thanks to Dan MacAulay

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Truant: An honest insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Vigilant: Insect watchman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jubliant: Triumphant insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Becalm: An insect on Ritalin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adamant: The very first insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

BBS: Tall tales told by insects that give honey - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tolerant: An insect that stands above the others - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Coolant: An insect that's, like, you know, got it all together, dude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn

Bookie: 1. A fellow who makes his living off bet bugs; 2. A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Vise Grips: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drove around in a Volkswagen Rabbit I shared with one of my roommates, and it didn't have a roof. It doesn't rain much in L.A., but when it did, it was utterly miserable. - Jon Hamm

When I ask my medical students to describe their image of a woman who elects to birth with a midwife rather than with an obstetrician, they generally describe a woman who wears long cotton skirts, braids her hair, eats only organic vegan food, does yoga, and maybe drives a VW microbus. - Alice Dreger


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