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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. - D Elton Trueblood

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. - Eric T. Bell

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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