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Canadian Citizenship

It's a piece of cake in Canada, eh!

Canadian Citizenship thanks to Karen Moore

Congratulations to Peter and Vreni Jordi who became Canadian citizens on 9-Nov-2021

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Germinate: To become a German citizen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. - John Adams

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy


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