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Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

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Take it from me - elections matter. - Al Gore

Erection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One cannot govern with "buts." - Charles de Gaulle

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Idealism loses to pragmatism when it comes to winning elections. - Danny Strong

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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