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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

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Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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