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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Devices are not dangerous for literature. People can be dangerous for literature. People, for example, who do not read. - Laszlo Krasznahorkai

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey