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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Quota: Someone who likes to report other people's speech - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech. - Evangel

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

One of the best ways to expand his horizon is through a regular reading program. - John F Kennedy

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

You don't really understand something unless you can communicate it in a simple way. - Albert Einstein

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute. - Harold Abelson

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon