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Commandment Keepers

Decalogue Discernment - keeping the Old Testament Law

Commandment Keepers thanks to Barry Bennett

The Ten Commandments (aka Decalogue), are a set of biblical principles that play a fundamental role in Judaism and Christianity, appearing twice in the Hebrew Bible, at Deuteronomy 5:6–21 and Exodus 20:2–17.

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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