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Commandment Keepers

Decalogue Discernment - keeping the Old Testament Law

Commandment Keepers thanks to Barry Bennett

The Ten Commandments (aka Decalogue), are a set of biblical principles that play a fundamental role in Judaism and Christianity, appearing twice in the Hebrew Bible, at Deuteronomy 5:6–21 and Exodus 20:2–17.

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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