Dese Are My Bebies

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold