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Drawing A Fine Line

British pettiness on display

Drawing A Fine Line thanks to Keith Blake

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Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

There's a fine line between impressionistic and messy. - Lady Gaga

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. - Marcus Aurelius

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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