QuotaBillsFjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis
Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown
Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle
I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick
Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane
Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha
And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell
Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson
Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike
There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio