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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Erection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

In the race for quality, there is no finish line. - David T. Kearns

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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