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Embrace Her

Hugging your mistakes

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes. - Unknown

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

Embrace your flaws; nobody can use them against you. - Cara A Leyba

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

The biggest mistake we made as a company was betting too much on HTML5. - Mark Zuckerberg

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

Everyone makes mistakes, but only a person with integrity owns up to them. - Nicole Guillaume

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse. - Derwood Fincher

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever. - Mandy Hampton

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own. - Jessamyn West

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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