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Fall Plans

Civilization on the brink

Fall Plans thanks to Tom Esler

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

I just get up again when I fall down. - Paul Harvey

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. - William Shakespeare

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

Never tell anyone your plans, show them your results instead. - Leonardo DiCaprio

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

You will be defined not just by what you achieve, but by how you survive. - Sheryl Sandberg

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

You cannot fall from Grace. You can only fall into Grace. It is Grace that catches you. - John Gray

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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